I thought you were late, but when you saw your tits you didn't want your whores?

I don't have to cook for you, but I do give you on a schedule

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

You suck at Dota — I'm going to check you suck a dick

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one

And if I show you my boobs, will you get off these stupid streams?

Well, since the weather is bad and we're not going out, at least let me give you a blowjob

I got a guy with an awesome body to let me go to a rock concert

Blew the guy's mind on the first day of self-isolation, but at least she sucked

Called an ambulance and had a domestic coronavirus test

In general, I don't cheat on my husband — but how can a neighbor in the elevator not suck his dick?

Oh, you're such a fucker, who did you give the nudes to? I'm gonna beat the shit out of you